I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.

I couldn't website wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

Folks won't believe what just took place. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just totally absurd.

• It's unreal
• Like, for real
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?